“K” Pendant –

 

If your romantic relationship is as stale as Val Kilmer’s* career, create intrigue and jealousy that will reignite the flames in your boring, repetitive and decaying love life.

 

When you feel like your relationship is in a rut, leave the “K” pendant lying around in a drawer or somewhere you know your mate will look. He or she will suspect you are having an affair and will go wild with desire for you.  

 

I promise hours of glorious fun. If I'm wrong you can slap Mee. (Mee is the sweet Asian lady who cleans our building). 

 

I’m sorry to say that if your loved one’s name actually begins with the letter K, this whole thing won’t work and this pendant will probably be useless to you.

 

Maybe you can give it to a friend or stranger on the bus.

 

 

 

 

Would you like to own this sweet collection of brilliance in a box (envelope)? Then barter with me for it. 

 

We are talking about 30 pieces of jewelry here for just one item of yours.

 

As you know, last week I bartered a sophisticated staples pen to get all this jewelry goodness, and am bartering my way to a car in 10 weeks. Read more about my barter challenge in the next tab.

 

Contact me if you want the jewelry, but only if you think you can handle the fun involved.

 

I am located in Chicago and can pick up item if you are nearby. Otherwise you need to ship it to me and I will ship jewelry to you. 

 

penbarterchallenge@gmail.com

 

* If you don't know who Val Kilmer is, think Tara Reid**

 

** If you don't know Tara Reid, think Sharon Stone, Keanu Reeves, Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Love Hewit, Carmen Electra, Tom Arnold, John Travolta..(Hollywood hasbeens.com)